Bitches Be Crazy: Facebook Fueled Psychosis

Bitches be crazy, this is pretty universally understood, but social networking has taken this to a whole new level with the Relationship Status. While Myspace had the opportunity to list your status, it didn't set-up for the anxiety of waiting for someone to approve or deny your request. Of announcing to your friends and family that you were seeing this one person. Forget whether or not you two have spent a sizable amount of time together, have met each others family, or have tagged photos with you both making that horrible smoochy-face. Prepare for the moment of building pressure where you wait for someone to "Accept you're in a relationship with:"

I Don't Trust Non Drinkers

Having proudly managed to shove a gallon of shitty, bottom shelf vodka into any purse I've carried since the seventh grade; I look at drinking as a serious commitment. Few things show greater personal and financial commitment than drinking. Adulthood is about learning to invest time and money, learning to form deep commitments; if you can't do those things with a person, I maintain a great Plan B to emotional attachment is binge drinking.

Why women THINK they hate oral sex

Many women want to take the job in "Blowjob" and use it as an excuse to only do it on National holidays. Between their jobs, children, friends, or turning tricks(no one here is judging if your girlfriend is a prostitute) the last thing most women enjoy is giving without "getting" anything. I don't think women ACTUALLY hate giving oral sex, I think they've just lost sight of why they once enjoyed it..

Keep Your Emotions Away From My Vagina

The best part about FWB(friends with benefits) is that it is all benefit and not much friend, which is fine by me because the last thing I need is having to pretend to give a damn about someone else's problems. In the beginning its a big race to not only orgasm and get the fuck out, but prove who isn't going to be the one to get emotionally attached. Among orgasm's and late night hookups is an underlying competition: who's going to want more than just sex first?

The art of hooking up with your ex

Some people have amazing sexual chemistry, to the point it's undeniable even after a shitty breakup. I have a particular ex that even during our VERY messy breakup, I still couldn't claim the sex was bad or he had a microscopic dick(don't even deny we love to do that, ladies). The sex was just THAT good! Thankfully, after the emotions and pissed off Facebook posts ended, the emotions died and the fucking re-started.

Jesus Get Your Freak On

I once dated a guy who was saving it for Jesus(I know, I don't know what I was thinking either). Fun little fact here guys: sexist oppressive religious rules only apply to women(that's an actual fact, read any bible). Other than never going past second base with me, this guys favorite hobby was talking about how much he loved boobs. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't, but in my experience a good way to express love for boobs is by putting your dick between them

One Night Stand

My New Years resolution was to become a bigger slut. Maybe that's not exactly a popular choice among the fake gym promises and carb-banning, but I was committed to having a resolution I could spread for. If you can't beat 'em, fuck 'em.

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Currently: November 2014

Watching: @Midnight, my husband (I love saying that!) and I are super behind, so we cuddle together and catch up every night

Listening to:



Eating: EVERYTHING EVER

Reading: The Excellent Wife by Martha Peace

Thinking: That working is bullshit

Feeling: Super doopr hormotional.

Loving: my husband, being married a little over just 1 month, my new last name, my new city, my new everything!

Wanting: A new car, a down payment for a house (get on that, Santa), to win the lottery?

View: Out the window of my NEW office *does vanna arms* I started a new job doing accounting for a law firm.

Look:

Married Sex



A little true fact about me, I didn't have sex for nearly 4 years. Sure, call me a fraud. I've tested and tried every toy and product that has crossed my door, that is true, but actual sex? No. Why? Well, as Catholic as I am, my husbands Pentecostal. So, you can imagine how he felt about banging someone who wasn't his wife.

If you read Twitter, maybe you're were terrified of getting married. If nothing else, Twitter moans about how shitty married sex is. One spouse is always wanting it more, the other doesn't give a shit, and eventually everyone starts fucking their co-worker. Let me tell you how much Twitter lies. Maybe, after 20 years of your partners junk, things start to get old. I don't know yet, we haven't gotten there, but for now, I call epic bullshit on Twitters look into married sex. Sex so good you forget anyone else, is a very awesome type of sex to me

Great gifts for frisky friends this holiday season



If you want to give a gift this holiday that not only will please and amuse those you spend your time with, but that is also a quality item made just for them, consider some great finds available online. For instance, collars, cuffs, leashes, and belts will be an item that they may use in the privacy of their own home, and that may not be readily available in any local apparel or fantasy retail venues.


The beauty of ordering these unique gifts online is that you can customize your collars to ensure that they fit perfectly and comfortably. By visiting some of these sites, you can provide measurements, including length of the collar, width, and detailing to suit your distinct preferences. The quality of materials is important, and many of these vendors offer top-notch products made with care in high-end leather. The durable nature and customized fit will make these ideal for those that take their play seriously, and that demand items that will last over time.


Why make holiday shopping a boring affair? Give those special people on your holiday gift-giving list what they really want this year. Order some customized accessories, including collars and cuffs, that are made especially for the spectacular individuals that you want to remember this season.

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There are several people who will be able to get a great deal of fun out of these products, but they need to make sure that they purchase the products that are going to work for them and their partner.  Every person is different, and consideration needs to be given to each product before it is purchased.  The best way for partners to enjoy their time with these toys is to get the right ones the first time around.

Anyone who is concerned about what is going on in the bedroom needs to make sure that they are working hard to get the right toys.  All these toy can be purchased for good prices, and they will help to make the bedroom a fun place to be.  Couples will be able to recapture the spark in the bedroom, and they will be able to play with each other in a safe way.

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Monday, September 29, 2014

Book Review: When Mama Can't Kiss It Better By Lori Gertz


http://www.amazon.com/When-Mama-Better-journey-acceptance-ebook/dp/B00NQIKLXY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1412016535&sr=8-1&keywords=Lori+Gertz

If you're wanting a light summer read to flip through on the beach, Lori Gertz book isn't the book you're looking for. A few pages in you find yourself between heart wrenching feelings and a total inability to put the book down (or tablet, in my case) out of the magnetic draw this book and everything Lori and her family went through, you simply have to find out how things end. Lori is nothing short of an advocate, one who is brave enough to not only share her story on a level many wouldn't feel open enough to do, but to publish it. If you have never read much before about Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and the effects it can have on the child, this book will be an eye opener.


Lori's descriptions in When Mama Cant Kiss It Better are nothing short of amazingly descriptive, her words jump from the page and in to your heart, inspiring not only true amazement at her raw talent for writing, but anger at the way her family was treated and the things they endured trying to find help and get answers.


This book gives you the look behind what the media was showing you. Instead of an unloving and unfit mother, we are given a rare and touching look into Lori's family and their experience trying to live, love, and find answers to help their children. Not as the media portrayed her, but as the loving mother she truly is, struggling to both protect, and bond. Lori's feelings of isolation extends beyond how she was portrayed & in to how many doors she had slammed in her face, how many misdiagnosis, through all the  finger pointing Lori had her one escape for sanity, her one life raft in a sea of turmoil and pain, candidly spilling her heart, her fears, & her experiences on the paper. She spent six years writing When Mama Can't Kiss It Better and every page reflects the years of not only experiences, but pain of living with and loving a self destructive child while tossed among accusations and left massively in debt with little to no help.


Lori's book sheds light on our mental healthcare system and reminds us that a mothers love is truly endless, even if Mama Cant Kiss It Better.
Lori is giving away 1 free PDF copy of When mama Can't Kiss It Better. To enter leave a comment here with why you're interested in reading Lori's book.



This post is sponsored, but my opinions are my own, for more information regarding a book review please email me at EmmersonMcGinnis[at]gmail[dot]com

Monday, September 8, 2014

September's Currently



Watching: Lotta Netflix

Eating: I've been baking like crazy, so muffins and cookies

Reading: I run a Christian book club and this month's book is Women Living Well by Courtney Joseph and I'm also reading Astronaut Wives club

Thinking: Too much as always. Normal adult stuff. Health and bills and kids and stuff.

Feeling: Despite the over thinking, I'm very happy. One of my good friends told me I look glow-y and healthier and happier than she's seen me look in more than 6 years.

Loving: My family, my faith, my dreams and goals

Wanting: A few things neatly tied up. It's stuff that has to be done on Kys side, so I'm just praying he'll come to his own conclusions.

View:


Look: Though it's time for layers. Getting chilly in Oklahoma City


Friday, September 5, 2014

California exotics Diving Dolphin


 (Next to my hand for comparison on size)


I was more than a little excited to get the Diving Dolphin. I have Cal Exotics Silly Dolphin and it is hands down my favorite toy (but I'm fairly sure has been discontinued, sadly, so I'll be heartbroken when mine finally does die), more than any of the $150+ vibrators I own. The one with the most power, the most intense orgasm is my Silly Dolphin.

When I pulled the Diving dolphin out of the packaging, I was more than a little skeptical. It's much smaller than I was expecting (girth wise), not that I consider myself a size queen, but it seemed a step up from travel size. I searched the house for 3 AAA batteries (one I had to steal from a remote, sorry honey) and loaded up some ...inspiring material. As soon as I turned on the Diving Dolphin I knew I had misjudged the power this was holding. As much as I love the strength in shaft vibration, and the way the beads bounce and causes amazing sensations, the rotating head slowly massages your G-spot, but above all the clitoral stimulator (dolphin) is AMAZING. For something compact enough to throw in my suitcase and not worry about, this thing is packing a huge punch.

While not incredibly quiet, it certainly isn't horribly loud. It wouldn't be able to be heard over a fan, under the covers, and with a door closed, but I wouldn't recommend trying it in your dorm room.



I received this product for free, all views here are my own. Please refer to my disclaimer section for more information.

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